true fact: the best thing to do when ur bored is give urself the best orgasm ever that a man will never give u

amen

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

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alienswithankhs:

omfg

theartofanimation:

Megatruh

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msbelievers:

pyrophantasy:

holy trinity

I think we’re forgetting somebody 

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dumbledemort:

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

HW